Guy with a big forehead thinks he has lots of friends but in reality two don’t really count as a lot
by Towelboy223 December 04, 2017
Elon Musk: "Comedy is now legal on Twitter"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
Dany: "This guy has mastered Elonity"
Elon Musk: "Nice Urban Dictionary word"
by D the Top G January 10, 2023
A fast-growing University in the Triangle region of North Carolina ranked among the top colleges in the Southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. Impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized Communications, Business, and Fine Arts programs. Colors are Maroon and Gold, and mascot is the Phoenix.
"So how's college?"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
"Great, I'm at Elon! I'm a double major in Communications and Economics and I'm going to Spain next semester!"
by James Gorsuch March 04, 2008
The piece of excrement that remains stuck half in and half out of your anus after the last fecal log has dropped usually resulting in seemingly endless wiping in attempt to get clean without success.
My asshole itches something fierce after I couldn’t get rid of that Elon this morning. I think I need more fiber in my diet.
by rickabone November 07, 2022
by LosrDogg September 27, 2009
A highly-ranked university with one of the most beautiful campuses in the country. An education from Elon is well respected, but the work is not too difficult. You'll have plenty of time to relax and party here while maintaining good grades. On sunny days, you'll see plenty of girls laying in the sun and guys playing frisbee. There are a lot more girls than guys, so a good looking guy will definitely get attention here. There's a lot to do on the weekends at the frats, apartments, and bars. Most people party, but if you don't want to, it's still a good time. Everyone seems to be good looking and in shape. There is some variation in dress style, it's not overly preppy, but everyone always seems to be put together, whatever that means for them. You can tell that people have money, but it's generally not flaunted. Most students are laid back, happy, smart, and looking to have fun.
Guy 1: I want to party and meet hot girls but still say I went to a good college.
Guy 2: Go to Elon University.
Guy 2: Go to Elon University.
by Phoenix13 January 27, 2010
Black girls named Elon are aggressive and lowkey fire. They may have a nice ass and are athletic in all sports. People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, bitchy, proud, stingy, and impatient.
Friend: Hey can I borrow your phone
Elon: No
Friend: Why not, I need to call my Dad
Elon: Because I said so.. Use your own phone
Friend: Its dead
Elon: Oh well
** Friend reaches for phone**
Elon: Touch it and I'll knock you out
Elon: No
Friend: Why not, I need to call my Dad
Elon: Because I said so.. Use your own phone
Friend: Its dead
Elon: Oh well
** Friend reaches for phone**
Elon: Touch it and I'll knock you out
by jenaee_em97 March 16, 2015