stochy

looking high end, dressed with confidence, poised

She walked out of the dressing room looking stochy.

stochy by jonstoch November 26, 2017

cocky stocky 

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

stochastic censorship 

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

stochastic censorship by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling by Nick D May 30, 2006

Stochastic 

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.

1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!

Stochastic by Gik130 August 2, 2009

stichy 

No worries, no pressure, I'm good

Stichy means:You ain't gotta worry because I'm good no matter what 💯

stichy by Gangstalicious33 June 9, 2019

stocky 

Solidly built, broad-shouldered in proportion to height; may imply well-padded as well.

She prefers stocky guys over the bishonen type.

stocky by Qit el-Remel April 14, 2009