Stochastic 

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.

1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!

Stochastic by Gik130 August 2, 2009

stochastic 

An adjective that states that a change in an open system in a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.

Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.

This translates to a color-change across a plane in quantum probability.

Quantum probability thus is a stochastic system and exists in a closed system.

stochastic by flightfacilities November 20, 2020

stochastic 

An adjective that states that a change in
an open system along a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.

Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.

This translates to a color-change across a
plane in quantum probability.

A color-change caused by a thermal differences is thus stochastic and exists in a quantum plane.

stochastic by flightfacilities November 20, 2020

Stochastic 

Contemporarily used adjective. Found fame in 2022 through overuse by clout chasing social media pundits.

Stochastic means "something to do with terrorism, don't really know why, I'm just following the crowd"

Hammers are the tool of stochastic terrorism.

Stochastic by VeganSausage1 October 31, 2022

stochastic 

a mix of stoked and fantastic - something that is really full on!

that was a stochastic wave.. i'm stoked

stochastic by awalprojects May 31, 2007

stochastic 

An adjective that describes a change that occurs in an open system along a line as occurring in a closed system in a plane.

A temperature change occurs in an open system in an ultra-finitism line.

As per quantum probability, the thermal change in an open system would create a color change in a CLOSED (stochastic) system.

Quantum probability is described as stochastic-in-nature.

stochastic by fightfacilities November 20, 2020

stochastic censorship 

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

stochastic censorship by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022