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Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff
Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto
by Jake March 9, 2004
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Fort Worth Stockyards

An area of Texas so Texan that it's utterly un-Texan, making it a tourist trap that is totally unworthy of any good tourist.
I'm gonna skip the Fort Worth Stockyards on this visit. I wanna really SEE Texas.
by The White Razz January 19, 2011
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stockard

Wow I really want to be a stockard
by Tboner544 April 30, 2015
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stockyard

an excessively large bowel movement that results in a spread out pile of scat protruding from the water. resembles a "stupa" and is not coil like.
After eating at the salad bar and taking fiber, Mark had to excuse himself from the meeting in order to do a "stockyard"
by mbinco September 4, 2012
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Stocktard

Those people who are panic buying toilet rills, canned food, soap, anything they can get their dumbass hands on because they think that it will make them immune from illness. Also seen never washing their hands, and coughing on doorhandles, these cave dwellers are the reason sneezeguards exist.

If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.
"For fucks sake karen you don't need another jumbo pack of toilet roll, you need to teach your anti-vaxx kids how to wash their damn hands, you goddamn stocktard!"
by Deep fried bat anus March 18, 2020
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Robert Stockard

This is actually me so don't judge.

1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019
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