stinky palm
The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.
stinky palm by Justin May 4, 2004
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stink palm
-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand
stink palm by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005
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stink palm
n.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.
tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming
Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.
tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming
Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.
The guy at the Quick-E-Mart was an asshole, so I stink palmed him.
If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.
If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.
stink palm by The Immenent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004
Stanky Palm
Stanky Palm by The Stanker December 20, 2008
stink palm
To contaminate something with your grubby, sweaty hand. (Has nothing to do with wiping your ass, dumbfucks).
stink palm by Point Oner December 14, 2004
Sticky Palm
The sexually-derogatory act of ejaculating in an individual's own hand, the individual in question being a man, after receiving oral sex, followed by the slapping of their partner's face with their bodily fluids still in on his hand in a act of sexual humiliation and/or dominance.
It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.
It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.
Male #1 - So I heard Stephanie got a haircut a haircut without your permission last Wednesday...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...
Sticky Palm by Big dick André July 11, 2016
Stink palm
Stink palm by Fine Chinese Women December 16, 2018
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