stinky palm

The action of a person, after absorbing the smell and sweat from one's ass, shaking the hands of another, thus transferring the smell to them.

Man, did you see him eat those chocolate covered pretzels? God, right after I shook his hand, too!

stinky palm by Justin May 4, 2004

stink palm 

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand

That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.

stink palm by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005

stink palm 

n.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.

tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming

Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.

The guy at the Quick-E-Mart was an asshole, so I stink palmed him.

If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.

stink palm by The Immenent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

Stanky Palm 

The process of taking a shit in your hand and then masturbating

I was bored so I gave myself a Stanky Palm

Stanky Palm by The Stanker December 20, 2008

stink palm 

To contaminate something with your grubby, sweaty hand. (Has nothing to do with wiping your ass, dumbfucks).

The guy working the drive-thru at DQ stinkpalmed my change.

stink palm by Point Oner December 14, 2004

Sticky Palm 

The sexually-derogatory act of ejaculating in an individual's own hand, the individual in question being a man, after receiving oral sex, followed by the slapping of their partner's face with their bodily fluids still in on his hand in a act of sexual humiliation and/or dominance.

It is executed recommendably with the sexual partner suffering from this abuse having their eyes closed or blindfolded to accomplish this condition it is also recommended to suggest to the partner you wish to give him a standard facial so the individual later can advice the partner to close his eyes to avoid the projecting fluids deriving from his penis not ending up being projected into their eyes.

Male #1 - So I heard Stephanie got a haircut a haircut without your permission last Wednesday...
Male #2 - Yeah... I got so mad at the bitch when i got home and we had our daily after work sex I gave her a sticky palm.
Male #1 - Damn you sure showed that bitch...

Sticky Palm by Big dick André July 11, 2016

Stink palm 

When a douchebag sneaks his fingers and or hands down his buttcrack or anus and rubs it on you

Woah dude Rob gave you a stink palm and theres shit all over your back

Stink palm by Fine Chinese Women December 16, 2018