stinkpalm

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm

"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"

by Stooo March 20, 2003

stinkpalm

To stick your hand down the crack of your ass and then shake hands with an enemy, hopefully where they will eat with their fingers.

"Dude I just stinkpalmed that stuck up Wing King!"

by podgmc February 9, 2003

stinkpalm

Something retarded comic book fans attempt to do to Kevin Smith at comic conventions.

Don't fsck with The Jedi Master, son!

by Kix May 3, 2004

Stinkalink

basically another nickname for your significant other.

“come home stinkalink 😫”

by Fastestbrownie June 9, 2021

stinkwallet

the filthy burger curtains of a whore that you should probably sober up for.

by fhead September 14, 2003

stink palm

-The act of picking your butt and shaking someone's hand
-The act of farting on your hand and then shaking someone's hand
-The act of wiping your recently-shat-on ass with your hand and then shaking someone's hand

That disgusting bastard stinkpalmed me right after he took a shit.

by Little Miss Tragedy January 30, 2005

stinkballin'

To receive oral benefits while relieving oneself of intestinal cargo.

As he unloaded the night's platter into the toilet, Balthazar was mighty pleased Laquisha offered him some stinkballin'.

by Jack Catfish March 21, 2005