Definitions by Stooo

Douchephag 

A known fan of the band phish( term coined in 1991 and widely used(

I was trying to enjoy the concert, but that Douchephag ruined it for everyone.

Douchephag by stooo September 14, 2018

Pffftt 

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

Pffftt by Stooo June 30, 2003

Narfing 

Narfing = Nothing, really. Just a word I made up to get another link to Chris Horner to proclaim to the world that he's no bumper! Chris don't bump!

"I wanted a whole bunch of people to see what a bumper Horner isn't, so I invented the word Narfing"
- Stooo

Narfing by Stooo May 29, 2003

nu-metal 

Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.

Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?

nu-metal by Stooo May 23, 2003

funpipe 

A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.

"Wow, dude! That site with the English dudes that was going to be called funpipe.com until some German stole the domain name is bitchen'!"
- A person in the know.

funpipe by Stooo April 5, 2003

DarkCobra 

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.

DarkCobra by Stooo March 23, 2003

pissbitch 

The only logical response to shitpeasant

"Horner, you pissbitch."

pissbitch by Stooo March 23, 2003