apostrophe

Not a piece of urban slang at all, but an important punctuation mark in written English, which I pride myself on knowing how to use correctly.
However, in my definition for Stoke-on-Trent, I have noticed that I made an error and put one in where it didn't belong (story of my life...).
Therefore, I'm putting this in to make myself feel better.
Wow, what a waste of your time if you read all that! Sorry!

It's only correct to put an apostrophe in "it's" if it's "it is", if not, it's "its".

by Stooo March 21, 2003

funpipe

A pipe o' fun. Obviously. Also, was going to be the domain name of the best website ever, but some other fucker beat us to it by literally hours. Probably a German porn site by now.
It was going to be great. We were going to become a phenomenon. People were going to talk about funpipie all the time. there would have been a spin-off TV show and everything.
Stay tuned to find out what we call it instead.

"Wow, dude! That site with the English dudes that was going to be called funpipe.com until some German stole the domain name is bitchen'!"
- A person in the know.

by Stooo April 05, 2003

dirtclodding

Possibly fictitious sexual practice once mentioned in an interview by Corey Taylor of pretend rock band Slipknot. Dirtclodding (if it exists) involves one partner withdrawing his member from the other's dilated anus and then (please excuse me...) poo-ing into the gaping aperture.
Worryingly, Im sure that even if he meant it as a joke, many Slipknot fans have probably got bad infections trying it since.

I darn't imagine an example...

by Stooo March 19, 2003

nu-metal

Years from now, people will look back and smile in fond recollection of the nu-metal songs they used to sing in the playground when they were five years old.

Mummy, I can't sleep without my Linkin Park CD playing. Where's my teddy bear gone? Where's Chester? Mummy..?

by Stooo May 23, 2003

DarkCobra

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.

by Stooo March 23, 2003

WP

Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom.
Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor"

"Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."

by Stooo March 18, 2003

Bumper

1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.

2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.

Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"

1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"

2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"

by Stooo March 18, 2003