stiffman
a person who is very insecure and does not have thier own opinion, and cannot do a propper handshake.
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stiffany mini
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany mini by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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stiffman • stiffany • shiffmaning • sniffman • staffman • stiffany mini • Stiffmas • stiffmaster • Romeo’sTiffany • stiff and wesson
stiffany
That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany by margrette sees January 18, 2013
shiffmaning
shiffmaning by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006
staffman
staffman by tory borty December 24, 2012
sniffman
A "Sniffman" or commonly referred to as "A Sniffer" is a person that constantly breathes loudly behind people as a sign of social anxiety or to attract attention to themselves, oftenly someone who will attempt to make you feel sorry for them will not naturally cry immediately, so they rub their eyes and let out the longest 3-pronged sniff they have outward from their nose, usually sounding reminiscent of "Nnnnth,Nntth,Nth", you turn round thinking What the hell was that, and see a "Sniffman" who's eyes are slightly red, you might ask them what's wrong, and they give you a fake lecture on how they have crippling depression
sniffman by DanielMcLaren January 17, 2017
Stiffmas
Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.
Stiffmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026