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stiffman

a person who is very insecure and does not have thier own opinion, and cannot do a propper handshake.
damn, stiffman you are so stiff.
by Lil Broch August 7, 2016
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stiffany mini

unipressive boner from looking at ANY girl
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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stiffany

getting a boner looking at ANY girl even fugly
That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
by margrette sees January 18, 2013
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shiffmaning

To pay a 14 year old girl to commit sexual acts on spring break in mexico
"Hey, Jason's Shiffmaning that girl"
by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006
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staffman

a man or boy who wakes up with an erection and then walks around with morning wood or morning glory
That staffman walks around with a morning tent when he wakes up
by tory borty December 24, 2012
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sniffman

A "Sniffman" or commonly referred to as "A Sniffer" is a person that constantly breathes loudly behind people as a sign of social anxiety or to attract attention to themselves, oftenly someone who will attempt to make you feel sorry for them will not naturally cry immediately, so they rub their eyes and let out the longest 3-pronged sniff they have outward from their nose, usually sounding reminiscent of "Nnnnth,Nntth,Nth", you turn round thinking What the hell was that, and see a "Sniffman" who's eyes are slightly red, you might ask them what's wrong, and they give you a fake lecture on how they have crippling depression
"Wow what a Sniffman that guy is"
by DanielMcLaren January 17, 2017
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Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.
Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
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