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stiffany mini
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany mini by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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stiffman • stiffany • shiffmaning • sniffman • staffman • stiffany mini • Stiffmas • stiffmaster • Romeo’sTiffany • stiff and wesson
stiffany
That fugly gave him a stiffany but no one would notice his pants tenting with a short dick. Until he grows to 7 long and 5 around he can only hope to get fugly action. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany by margrette sees January 18, 2013
shiffmaning
shiffmaning by I.C. Wiener April 23, 2006
staffman
staffman by tory borty December 24, 2012
sniffman
A "Sniffman" or commonly referred to as "A Sniffer" is a person that constantly breathes loudly behind people as a sign of social anxiety or to attract attention to themselves, oftenly someone who will attempt to make you feel sorry for them will not naturally cry immediately, so they rub their eyes and let out the longest 3-pronged sniff they have outward from their nose, usually sounding reminiscent of "Nnnnth,Nntth,Nth", you turn round thinking What the hell was that, and see a "Sniffman" who's eyes are slightly red, you might ask them what's wrong, and they give you a fake lecture on how they have crippling depression
sniffman by DanielMcLaren January 17, 2017
Stiffmas
Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.
Stiffmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021
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