Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

stiffman

a person who is very insecure and does not have thier own opinion, and cannot do a propper handshake.

damn, stiffman you are so stiff.

by Lil Broch August 7, 2016

staffmas do

staff christmas party. for all us slurrers after a few drinks, makes sense.

i need to find a top for the staffmas do on friday.

by pseudo-nymph January 4, 2005

stiffmaster

stiffmaster, a person that gets laid

damn he must be a stiffmaster

by maximum maxi pad August 5, 2022

staffmas do

a staff xmas do or.... do staff at xmas

i have too many!! well is must have 20 letters and at least 3 words, mass staff do...

by pseudo-nymph January 4, 2005