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going stewless
going stewless by Earl from America April 24, 2019
stelzer
stel•zer•ed, stel•zer•ing, stel•zer
To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.
To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.
a) Oh man, you just totally stelzered that joke.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.
stelzer by Drew Westphal December 13, 2004
Stelzner
The male version of Stelzner usually refers to a handsome man of stately poise. Often seen sleeping in random bathrooms and devoid of cranial hair.
Friend 1: "Man, Did you see that guy passed out in the bathroom???"
Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"
Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"
Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"
Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"
Stelzner by Genius112233 June 19, 2009
stelzer
stelzer by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ December 14, 2004
Stewl
n. An alternate spelling of the word "Stool," meaning a pile of feces. The spelling refers to how feces "stew" inside before defecation, or how it continues to stew when laying on the ground.
Stewl by Lutriawolfe July 8, 2018
STEWPZ
A group of fourteen year old wannabe scene kids from Long Island New York.They constantly harrass people who oppose them through myspace while slaughtering the English language.
STEWPz KID-immm zooo scene cause I listen to brokeNCYDE
REAL SCENE KID-No not really.
STEWPz KID-Nooz u wrong cause u a poser prepppp
REAL SCENE KID-Go back to playing with your Jeffree Star dolls.
REAL SCENE KID-No not really.
STEWPz KID-Nooz u wrong cause u a poser prepppp
REAL SCENE KID-Go back to playing with your Jeffree Star dolls.
STEWPZ by ireallyhatestewpz August 9, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.