stewlz

1337 form of "stools," as in human excrement

Carvin had bloody stewlz because of his rectal problems.

by pwnzorfy January 13, 2008

going stewless

To not have sex with Paul Metcalfe's mom.

Dude, I totally want to snarf Paul's mom, but I can't. I guess I'm going stewless.

by Earl from America April 24, 2019

stelzer

stel•zer•ed, stel•zer•ing, stel•zer

To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.

a) Oh man, you just totally stelzered that joke.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.

by Drew Westphal December 13, 2004

Stelzner

The male version of Stelzner usually refers to a handsome man of stately poise. Often seen sleeping in random bathrooms and devoid of cranial hair.

Friend 1: "Man, Did you see that guy passed out in the bathroom???"
Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"
Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"

by Genius112233 June 19, 2009

stelzer

The hottest man alive. Gimme som' a' dat'

1) Holy shit Stelzer is sexy.

by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ December 14, 2004

Stewl

n. An alternate spelling of the word "Stool," meaning a pile of feces. The spelling refers to how feces "stew" inside before defecation, or how it continues to stew when laying on the ground.

My dog left a huge creamy stewl on the carpet.

by Lutriawolfe July 8, 2018

STEWPZ

A group of fourteen year old wannabe scene kids from Long Island New York.They constantly harrass people who oppose them through myspace while slaughtering the English language.

STEWPz KID-immm zooo scene cause I listen to brokeNCYDE

REAL SCENE KID-No not really.

STEWPz KID-Nooz u wrong cause u a poser prepppp

REAL SCENE KID-Go back to playing with your Jeffree Star dolls.

by ireallyhatestewpz August 9, 2009