stelzer

stel•zer•ed, stel•zer•ing, stel•zer

To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.

a) Oh man, you just totally stelzered that joke.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.

stelzer by Drew Westphal December 13, 2004

stelzer

The hottest man alive. Gimme som' a' dat'

1) Holy shit Stelzer is sexy.

stelzer by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ December 14, 2004

Stelzer

by far the best scouter in the world.

WTF?!!? Jordan just scouted me in the face from T spawn!!

Stelzer by asbdjsabdjas June 15, 2004

Stelter 

A douche bag filled with lies!

You lie so much you should work at CNN like stelter.

Stelter by Kevin from heaven May 13, 2020

Steezer McJenkin 

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.

"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

Steezer McJenkin by holymoleydood April 27, 2009

Steller 

The incorrect spelling of the word stellar, or the last name of Georg Wilhelm, a German botanist and zoologist who had an eagle, jay, and sea lion (to name a few) named after him.

Those Steller sea lions are stellar.

Steller by verum August 3, 2013

Steltering 

In the style of CNN anchor Brian Stelter, to pathetically avoid accountability and onus to do one's job with integrity, in which one falsely assumes a moral high ground.

When approached for a comment on the CNN expose, Brian responded with "Y'know I'm sorry for you...I'm sorry for you..." dismissing journalists in Steltering manner.

Steltering by Uncle Gazpacho April 16, 2021