metcalfe

a) To be caught masturbating

b) To masturbate

I thought my roommate was out of town, but he came back in the room and totally metcalfed me.

I am going to metcalfe until I can’t walk no more!

by Alex Metcalfe June 11, 2006

metcalfe

Another word preferable to the more immature "Dirt Road" term.

Is a reference to poop stuck on your anal hairs.

-Oh dear, I can't crap due to the immense metcalfing of my anal region.

-Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my bum properly and now sport a massive metcalfe.

by Alex Metcalfe June 11, 2006

Metcalfe

Bling-blingin', so bling-blingin' that you just can't get more bling-blingin' then a Metcalfe.

You so Metcalfe, man. So Metcalfe, that you just can't get more Metcalfe.

by Gangster Cardio October 11, 2005

Metcalfe

To hang up on your current phone call in favour of a new incoming call, citing I have an important person calling me before hanging up.

I have been Metcalfed, while I was speaking to a mate he just hung up when his phone rang with another caller.

by Sundodger70 April 16, 2019

Kev Metcalfe

Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.

Wow! that person REALLY is Kev Metcalfe!

by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004

warren metcalfe

Pro surfer from Cabo San Lucas now residing in Southern CA

Warren Metcalfe is a sick surfer.

by SuferNoItAll January 4, 2008

Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019