STËLZ-drinkers are gods, just like Aphrodite and Zeus. When you see someone who drinks STËLZ, you just can’t take your eyes off them. Seriously, those people are on another level. I bet Willem-Alexander drinks STËLZ too.
Drinking STËLZ is like having little angels making love on your tongue. It's as if the moon and sun collide when you take your first sip. The reason your life might suck is most likely, because you don’t drink STËLZ. You’re obviously an outsider…
However, there’s still time to join the bright side of life. Apparently, every Friday there’s a ritual called vrijmibo. It’s said that people who drink STËLZ at this ritual will turn into gods as well. Who knows, you should try for yourself.
Drinking STËLZ is like having little angels making love on your tongue. It's as if the moon and sun collide when you take your first sip. The reason your life might suck is most likely, because you don’t drink STËLZ. You’re obviously an outsider…
However, there’s still time to join the bright side of life. Apparently, every Friday there’s a ritual called vrijmibo. It’s said that people who drink STËLZ at this ritual will turn into gods as well. Who knows, you should try for yourself.
‘Wow she’s such an amazing person, I bet she drinks STËLZ!’
Friend: ‘What is the reason nobody likes me?’
Me: ‘Do you drink STËLZ?’
Friend: ‘No..’
Me: ‘that’s why’
‘He has such large testicals, he must be drinking STËLZ’
Friend: ‘What is the reason nobody likes me?’
Me: ‘Do you drink STËLZ?’
Friend: ‘No..’
Me: ‘that’s why’
‘He has such large testicals, he must be drinking STËLZ’
by STËLZ lover November 22, 2021
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