STËLZ

STËLZ-drinkers are gods, just like Aphrodite and Zeus. When you see someone who drinks STËLZ, you just can’t take your eyes off them. Seriously, those people are on another level. I bet Willem-Alexander drinks STËLZ too.

Drinking STËLZ is like having little angels making love on your tongue. It's as if the moon and sun collide when you take your first sip. The reason your life might suck is most likely, because you don’t drink STËLZ. You’re obviously an outsider…

However, there’s still time to join the bright side of life. Apparently, every Friday there’s a ritual called vrijmibo. It’s said that people who drink STËLZ at this ritual will turn into gods as well. Who knows, you should try for yourself.

‘Wow she’s such an amazing person, I bet she drinks STËLZ!’

Friend: ‘What is the reason nobody likes me?’
Me: ‘Do you drink STËLZ?’
Friend: ‘No..’
Me: ‘that’s why’

‘He has such large testicals, he must be drinking STËLZ’

STËLZ by STËLZ lover November 22, 2021

steezus christ 

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

steezus christ by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

Stela 

Stela the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet in your life. Take care of her and appreciate her because if you make the mistake of not treating her like the queen she is you’ll regret it and somebody else will. She has the most amazing taste in the world i swear she has the exact same opinions as you on almost everything. She is the most lovable and easy to love person ever. You want to be with her and around her all the time because she makes everything better. She brings good vibes all the time and there is never a dull moment between you. You never have to force a conversation it just flows so naturally as if you were soulmates and meant to be. It’s never hard to talk to her and although you have the occasional fight you two will work it out because you know a petty fight is not worth losing the absolute flurry of love you have for eachother. She has the greatest eyes you’ll ever see in your life, it is very possible you will spend days of your life just staring into her eyes and failing more and more in love every second. Her personality is exactly like yours she doesn’t take unnecessary things too serious and can joke and laugh with you which is something you cannot take for granted. i honestly could keep going and it still wouldn’t do justice to how perfect this girl is. Lastly if you see this and get any ideas that’s a shame for you because i wrote this about my stela and she is forever only going to be my stela .

I Love That Girl Stela

Stela by Jamela Stan December 18, 2020

Steezy striker

Someone that is addicted to vaping/steezing

“Ayy, Jacob you’re a steezy striker”

Steezy striker by Khaya Brauns and Enock Ngoie November 30, 2020

rep my steez 

when you +1 someones style on instagram

"oi mate can you rep my steez on insta?"
"im gonna rep the shit out of your steez"

rep my steez by steezer geezer November 14, 2016

Stella 

Stella is a beautiful girl with a big smile. She is always laughing and will laugh at almost ANYTHING. Stella lights up a room as soon as she walks into it. Stella has a great sense of humor and likes dank memes. She is very intelligent and she knows it. She is a very logical thinker and a realist. She strives for success and she won't let anyone get in the way of her goals. When you first meet her, she is shy. But when you get to know her she is really crazy! Everyone wants a Stella in their life! She is loyal in relationships and she loves everyone around her.

Boy 1: Wow who is that girl topping our maths class?
Boy 2: That's definitely Stella!

Stella by Qu33nC November 8, 2017

Steezing 

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.

That fella is steezing.

Steezing by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020