Stelzner

The male version of Stelzner usually refers to a handsome man of stately poise. Often seen sleeping in random bathrooms and devoid of cranial hair.

Friend 1: "Man, Did you see that guy passed out in the bathroom???"
Friend 2: "Yeah. probably had too many margaritas and fell asleep!"
Friend 1: "He's such a stelzner"

Stelzner by Genius112233 June 19, 2009

stelzer

stel•zer•ed, stel•zer•ing, stel•zer

To take that which was funny and cause it to cease in its funniness. To kill, maim, or otherwise incapacitate a joke. Used in a derogatory and/or jovial manner.

a) Oh man, you just totally stelzered that joke.
b) It is incredible how unfunny you are, you stelzer every last conversation.
c) You have stelzered my jokes for the last time, now I shall shoot you.

stelzer by Drew Westphal December 13, 2004

stelzer

The hottest man alive. Gimme som' a' dat'

1) Holy shit Stelzer is sexy.

stelzer by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ December 14, 2004

Stelzer

by far the best scouter in the world.

WTF?!!? Jordan just scouted me in the face from T spawn!!

Stelzer by asbdjsabdjas June 15, 2004