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Stevenote 

Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.
I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!
Stevenote by AstroMan January 6, 2005

steveleboss 

Husband of futicraft
Man I wish I was steveleboss
steveleboss by Bernie jacobson December 15, 2020

The Stevarino

While having sex for the first time you tuck your penis while pulling your pants down and then turn the lights off and push your massive erection in her asshole.
I haven't walked right since I was caught off Guard by The Stevarino

stevarenoed 

Trying to hang with heavy drinkers but getting completely steamrolled and suffering the worst hangover you can imagine..
Hey, what's wrong?

Dude, i got stevarenoed last night.

Damn, sucks to be you.
stevarenoed by T-rav-stl February 1, 2017
wow that guy is a severen!
severen by alahadra February 21, 2009

severewomkentitis

A disease suffered unfortunately by those blokes who always miss the pub with the boys or the poker night, or even cricket trip due to their unwavering commitment to their missus.
Claude: Hey mate, you wanna have a few froffs tonight?
St.Kilda: I'm heading out already sorry man, actually I better go get ready
Claude: No worries mate, where ya headed?
St.Kilda: Babysitting with the missus, gonna be mad fun. I think she's rented the Notebook and we're gonna choose some flowers for her sisters birthday.
Claude: U suffer an acute case of severewomkentitis mate... have a shit one