Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Icoinedthetermblumpkin

Chasing Amy

When you try to have sex with a hot lesbian but she bends you over and cums deep in your rectum.

Stop trying to get with that lesbian before you end up chasing amy

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When one farts in a harmonious tone during sex and slaps thier partner in a gangster like fashion while blaming them for the smell.

I thought to myself, quick, use The Tone Corleone.

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When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.

I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K

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While having sex for the first time you tuck your penis while pulling your pants down and then turn the lights off and push your massive erection in her asshole.

I haven't walked right since I was caught off Guard by The Stevarino

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A sex act in which one is held down in water whilst several man cum all around them while forcing the person in the waters eyes open.

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Beat up pussy lips that look like they've been trenches out and smashed with a hammer

Her pussy was worse then roast beef she had them steakems!

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