steuce

A stew-like deuce (poop).

"Man, I just took a nasty steuce."

by aloe vera January 27, 2005

Seuce

Seuce has multiple definitions and can be used in a variety of ways. As a verb, seuce can be used to replace any other word in the English (and some Spanish) language. Most typically seuce is used to replace the nouns "suck" and "pick up".

The word seuce derived from the game of euchre. The French word "coupe" replaced the word "cut", and in time the term "suck out trump" was also made French by changing suck to seuce.

Example: "Yo Man, can you seuce me from my house around 8:15pm?" or "He is probably getting seuced from Rebecca" or "Man, you just seuced my last spade!"

by Grotto June 19, 2009

stauce

To completely and utterely destroy. Generally used in terms of total ownage and rape in an FPS

Wow, that kid just got stauced.

by LiquiDSn4k3 August 11, 2006

smeuce

To smoke a cigarette while dropping a deuce (#2, lay cable, etc. etc.). From my knowledge, smoking while dropping a deuce feels great and aids in the release of poop which is most likely a mental thing. Give it a try sometime if you're already addicted to cigarettes. Kids: Cigarettes are BAD.

Damn, did we have to eat Indian food for lunch? I think I need to run home and smeuce!

O god, DADS (day after drinking shits) is KILLING ME. Maybe I should smeuce.

Damn fool, did you have to smeuce in my bathroom?! It smells like hell in there.

by BioDome February 12, 2008

Steurer

A Man who can buy a Rolex at 19, a Tesla at 20 and buys your whole Life at 21.

Man yesterday I did a Steurer.

by TheFunnyGamer March 3, 2021

Von Steuben

boring ass school in chicago. theres literally no fights and when there is its boring asl. the gyms are nasty as fuck, touch that shit once and you got aids or some shit. the river at the back is basically filled with cum and std’s everywhere since everyone basically fucks there. the lunchroom is musty asf and if you actually sit there ur a fucking loser. like man at least go to the auditorium or something.

“yo what school u go to?”
“i go to von steuben”
“aw hell naw bruh 💀”

by 3inchdestroyer November 12, 2021

stepcest

Sexual activity between members of a step-family. Nowadays, it most often refers to a sexual relationship between step-siblings. However, it can also refer to a relationship between a step-parent and a step-child.

-The two of you aren't allowed to make out with each other! That's incest!

-Correction, STEPcest. Just because our parents are married doesn't mean we're related to each other.

-Yes you are!

-Not by blood! We're step-siblings. Emphasis on step.

by EveKnight75 August 27, 2006