Definitions by TheFunnyGamer

Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"

Cookie-Wank by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021

Simp Shrimp 

When you simp for a girl so much that you turn into a shrimp.

Man, Thomas has become such a Simp Shrimp.
I simped so much form that girl, i feel shrimpy.

Simp Shrimp by TheFunnyGamer March 3, 2021

Steurer 

A Man who can buy a Rolex at 19, a Tesla at 20 and buys your whole Life at 21.

Man yesterday I did a Steurer.

Steurer by TheFunnyGamer March 3, 2021

Jenny (Insta) 

A girl sends nudes to you whenever you ask her to. No matter whether at work, at home or in public.

Look over there, that girl is a real "Jenny (Insta)"!
Yesterday i asked a Girl for nudes and she send some, she is a "Jenny (Insta)"!

Jenny (Insta) by TheFunnyGamer March 2, 2020