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To smoke a cigarette while dropping a deuce (#2, lay cable, etc. etc.). From my knowledge, smoking while dropping a deuce feels great and aids in the release of poop which is most likely a mental thing. Give it a try sometime if you're already addicted to cigarettes. Kids: Cigarettes are BAD.
Damn, did we have to eat Indian food for lunch? I think I need to run home and smeuce!

O god, DADS (day after drinking shits) is KILLING ME. Maybe I should smeuce.

Damn fool, did you have to smeuce in my bathroom?! It smells like hell in there.
by BioDome February 12, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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