smeuce

To smoke a cigarette while dropping a deuce (#2, lay cable, etc. etc.). From my knowledge, smoking while dropping a deuce feels great and aids in the release of poop which is most likely a mental thing. Give it a try sometime if you're already addicted to cigarettes. Kids: Cigarettes are BAD.

Damn, did we have to eat Indian food for lunch? I think I need to run home and smeuce!

O god, DADS (day after drinking shits) is KILLING ME. Maybe I should smeuce.

Damn fool, did you have to smeuce in my bathroom?! It smells like hell in there.

by BioDome February 12, 2008

Seuce

Seuce has multiple definitions and can be used in a variety of ways. As a verb, seuce can be used to replace any other word in the English (and some Spanish) language. Most typically seuce is used to replace the nouns "suck" and "pick up".

The word seuce derived from the game of euchre. The French word "coupe" replaced the word "cut", and in time the term "suck out trump" was also made French by changing suck to seuce.

Example: "Yo Man, can you seuce me from my house around 8:15pm?" or "He is probably getting seuced from Rebecca" or "Man, you just seuced my last spade!"

by Grotto June 19, 2009

Smelcered

To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.

After a hard night of drinking I got a case of the Saturday Smelcers.

Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Smelcered".

by Hugh GeBawls September 27, 2011

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003

smeces

A disturbing smell resulting from the horrible combination of smoke and feces.

1. "Dude, those bums on the bench reeked of smeces!" 2. The resulting odor when a smoker farts. 3. The resulting odor when someone farts among smokers.

by krazynutz July 9, 2007

sleuce

a foolish human who exhibits similar behavior to a slut, can also be referred to as a sleut, pronounced slee'ooce

"hey, you son of a sleuce, why are you in that precarious situation?"

by chuck fowler April 22, 2006

smexcellant

smart sexy and excellant, like smexy but better

wow katie is smexcellant

by babyoil May 21, 2008