Stethoscope

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Medical device rarly used for real observation but given annualy to medical students (and doctors) as though to awaken respect.

The only murmur really heard by it nowadays is the student's incoherent mumble of diagnose.

Demonstrating the everlasting incapability of the listener to determine what he really heard it serves as first choice medical equipment.

I hear boom-boom, boom-boom with my stethoscope , is it fluid in your lungs or are u just happy to see me?

Stethoscope by Dafna's Primum non Nutella July 28, 2011

Words you can keep

stethoscope

When a woman, typically in her 20's, uses a stethoscope to check your vitals.

She usually is wearing a nursing costume and pretends to be a CNA, seeing if your breathing is regular.

Me: "I went to the doctor earlier. I saw a nurse, and then a doctor afterwards."
Chet: "Did the nurse get all up in your guts?"
Me: "No, we didn't fuck this time. She used her stethoscope to actually check my health level, which was nice since last time all we did was fool around and I had zero feedback on my health."
Chet: "Glad to hear everything is going well. How's the wife?"
Me: "Yeah still trying to move through things, not really an uphill battle anymore but the weeks have their grooves. Mondays, you know what I mean?"
Chet: "Haha, I do. Seriously. Shannon gets super bent out of shape Monday morning, always before breakfast. Like clockwork, she's enumerating her rants like Santa Claus' child counter overflows yearly. You can tell she's losing it."
Me: "I wasn't going to say anything but you already did!"
Chet: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Both aside: 'look let's get somewhere all these white motherfuckers can't hear us'

stethoscope by midinerd March 19, 2019

Swedish stethoscope

You take an ikea table and flip it on its side...then make your partner fuck the table leg and listen through the top of the table.

Bro after Jenny and I went to IKEA I was able to give her a Swedish stethoscope.

Swedish stethoscope by Doctor cocktor September 21, 2014

unalocular slethascope

retractable one eye pirate telescope

the old man was using unalocular slethascope to look through his neighbors window

unalocular slethascope by gypsy nig November 15, 2010

stethoscoping

When you whip out your dick and slap it on her chest over her heart imitating a stethoscope.

Bob: Last night I grabbed Germaine's girl and started stethoscoping her.

Germaine: Why are you telling me this.

stethoscoping by H. Yoman August 24, 2017

siberian stethescope

the act of placing your balls in the ears of the person giving you a blowjob.

my girl loves it when she gets a siberian stethescope.

siberian stethescope by b--low September 8, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026