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New Hoe-stess Syndrome 

When you start a new job at a restaurant as a hostess and within a week you have already slept with at least one of the people that work there.
I just got hired as a hostess at a restaurant on monday and on friday night I slept with the douchiest waiter that works there...yup definitely got a case of New Hoe-stess Syndrome.
New Hoe-stess Syndrome by jstringy October 14, 2011
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dung session 

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.
In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.
dung session by HappyDungston February 2, 2012
Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.
SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!
SPESS by dplock October 10, 2013

mid session depression 

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.
Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.
Sessle is a singer/song writer from Texas with a rich, smooth, tone like butter. However, people also describe someone who commonly gets rejected or dumpted by the same person but still is good friends with them as a sessle.
Did you hear? That Liam kid got dumpted again!

Oh really?! He's such a Sessle.
Sessle by Scunter4life April 8, 2021

SPESS MEHREEN 

An alternate spelling of space marine, often used to make fun of Indrick Boreale's accent in the video game Dawn of War: Soulstorm
Indrick Boreale: We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as SPESS MEHREENS... and we will fight in the name of the EMPRAH!
SPESS MEHREEN by Flash Dude November 26, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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