Sless

A Sless (Slatus Jessus to give them their full name) are members of the ant family. They often hang around in pairs but strangely the female of the pair is nocturnal whilst the male is not.

The noticable difference between the Sless and the ant is the way they behave in activities within the collony. Once every 3 years the collony have a spring clean before moving into a new nest. However whilst members of the collony work hard for many days the Sless is nowhere to be seen.

Studies have found these creatures sleeping in their new habitat whilst other members of the collony work their little claws to the bone.

This often causes 'rage' in the collony which can only be repaired by a large meal with all drinks being supplied to all by the lazy little Sless's

I was distraught to find that the people I was living with turned out to be Sless's.

Those lazy SOB's Slessed off during the move and left us all high and dry.

by Schwartzy August 22, 2006

Sless

combination of the words say and less. you can also be slessing which is like slaying

“I ordered a lava cake from dominos”
“sless”

by mclussy November 21, 2022

Sless

An abbreviation of the phrase ‘say less’.
A positive comment to the speaker when they need to say no more.

“I put that hot chick from work to the sword last night and she was a freak!”
“Sless!”

by Professor Sless April 25, 2021

sless

a shorter word for sleepless

I've got tired and feel sless today :((((((((((((

by Andrius M. March 12, 2008

dung session

The politically correct terminology for taking a poop on a toilet.

In an effort to conserve water, it was suggested that people only flush their toilets once every two works, or after 14 healthy dung sessions, whichever comes first. Flushing toilets infrequently would cut back significantly on waste of water and will make people feel warm and fuzzy inside for doing a good thing to save the environment.

by HappyDungston February 2, 2012

mid session depression

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

by The Danny O July 23, 2018

Sessle

Sessle is a singer/song writer from Texas with a rich, smooth, tone like butter. However, people also describe someone who commonly gets rejected or dumpted by the same person but still is good friends with them as a sessle.

Did you hear? That Liam kid got dumpted again!

Oh really?! He's such a Sessle.

by Scunter4life April 8, 2021