stepak

gay, wack, bunk,lame, hurting, generally uncool.

"man this class is so stepak"
"dude you just knocked my beer over, thats stepak"

stepak by jae millz November 23, 2006

steak tomaszewski 

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.

R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.

steak tomaszewski by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

Stupak 

A medical condition (subset of sepsis) resulting from unsafe - unnecessarily so - back alley abortions as a result of the "Stupak Amendment" to the 2009 Health Care Reform Bill.

Doctor: Unfortunately, while this would have been covered under private insurance carriers, public plans were barred from including women's health measures. I'm sorry, you'll have to see "Dr. Julio" in the alley behind 7-11.

(Three weeks later.)

Doctor: I believe you've developed Stupak, a form of sepsis, a severe illness in which the bloodstream is overwhelmed by bacteria.

Stupak by Moishe.Swift November 7, 2009

Steak and BJ 

A holiday for men that falls on March 14. If the man treats his woman good and makes her feel special on Valentine's Day, then she should make him feel special on Steak and BJ Day by giving him a steak and a blowjob.

See the holiday's official Steak and BJ Day website: steakandbj.org

Steak and BJ by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Baby Steak 

Nickname for someone who just started gaining muscles, used in a mocking way - however mainly among friends as a joking nickname for a member of the group.

Bro, you a baby steak.

Baby Steak by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

Beef Steak Pantyhose 

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

Beef Steak Pantyhose by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013

Trump steak sauce 

Ketchup, but served at expensive restaurant (especially when the steak is served well-done.)

Client: I would like some ketchup, please
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."

Trump steak sauce by dranalog May 25, 2017