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blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
mugGet the blind as a trumpmug.

overmonetized

Adjective, meaning "way too many advertisements and/or micro-transactions," especially in low-quality videos and games. Implies overall dissatisfaction from watching/playing the video/game.
Seven-minute video, with three ad breaks and banners - thumbs down, overmonetized.
Wizard 101 was the original overmonetized MMORPG.
by dranalog June 19, 2019
mugGet the overmonetizedmug.

photogriefer

A person who uses photography to annoy and antagonize others
Get that fucking camera away from my face, you photogriefer!
by dranalog August 13, 2017
mugGet the photogriefermug.

frontiered

To get frontiered - to receive a runaround when calling tech support, including clueless representatives, terminal holds, being bounced multiple times between departments, and eventually getting disconnected and having to start the process all over again. Named for Frontier Communications, which recently took over for AT&T in New England (already known for bad tech support) and made it several orders of magnitude worse.
I needed help with my word processor program, but when I called the tech support, I got frontiered.

I got frontiered when I called the mechanic to see if my car is ready.

It may be cheap, but you are guaranteed to get frontiered if you sign up for Frontier internet.
by dranalog July 20, 2016
mugGet the frontieredmug.

Mueller time

Time of action by special counsel Robert Mueller. "Mueller time" is a time of reckoning for the American traitors from Donald Trump's inner circle who colluded with Russia to sway the 2016 presidential election in Trump's favor. "Mueller time" can also refer to prison terms served by above-mentioned offenders.
Michael Flynn is threatened with lengthy prison sentence, so he cuts a deal to rat on Trump. Trump says: uh-oh, it's Mueller time.
Paul Manafort was sentenced to 20 years of Mueller time.
by dranalog November 17, 2017
mugGet the Mueller timemug.

putin troll

A person paid to spread misinformation in chat rooms, usually anti-Hillary and anti-Obama.
User122343: MAGA. Lock her up. Repeal and replace.
Normal person: STFU Putin troll
by dranalog July 25, 2017
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Bitch Flick

A sad movie with emotional drama that revolves around a dog.
"Megan Leavey" is not a chick flick, it's a bitch flick.
"Old Yeller" is the original bitch flick.
by dranalog June 11, 2017
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