dranalog's definitions

PVL

Popular Vote Loser. To be used instead of POTUS when the POTUS failed to win the popular vote.

Trump supporter: you should respect the POTUS.

Normal human: you mean the PVL? No fucking way. The PVL is not a legitimate president. He lost the popular vote. Respect denied.

The PVL is crying about 5 million illegal voters, an allegation with no basis in reality.

by dranalog February 2, 2017

Bitch Flick

A sad movie with emotional drama that revolves around a dog.

"Megan Leavey" is not a chick flick, it's a bitch flick.
"Old Yeller" is the original bitch flick.

by dranalog June 11, 2017

blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

Mueller time

Time of action by special counsel Robert Mueller. "Mueller time" is a time of reckoning for the American traitors from Donald Trump's inner circle who colluded with Russia to sway the 2016 presidential election in Trump's favor. "Mueller time" can also refer to prison terms served by above-mentioned offenders.

Michael Flynn is threatened with lengthy prison sentence, so he cuts a deal to rat on Trump. Trump says: uh-oh, it's Mueller time.
Paul Manafort was sentenced to 20 years of Mueller time.

by dranalog November 17, 2017

putin troll

A person paid to spread misinformation in chat rooms, usually anti-Hillary and anti-Obama.

User122343: MAGA. Lock her up. Repeal and replace.
Normal person: STFU Putin troll

by dranalog July 25, 2017

poultry solidarity

When a lame-duck president pardons a turkey

After losing the 2020 election, lame-duck president Donald Trump will have an opportunity to show some poultry solidarity by pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey.

by dranalog November 16, 2020

photogriefer

A person who uses photography to annoy and antagonize others

Get that fucking camera away from my face, you photogriefer!

by dranalog August 13, 2017