After losing the 2020 election, lame-duck president Donald Trump will have an opportunity to show some poultry solidarity by pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey.
by dranalog November 16, 2020
Client: I would like some ketchup, please
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."
by dranalog May 26, 2017
"Inflation is taxation" is the new (as of summer 2021) slogan by the Republican Party (GOP) posted to Twitter and other platforms daily, attempting to discredit the Biden presidency. It is intentionally misleading, and aimed at low-information voters.
President Biden and House Democrats’ out-of-control spending is causing inflation to skyrocket. Gas Prices are UP 45.1%. Inflation is taxation!
by dranalog August 07, 2021
Trump supporter: you should respect the POTUS.
Normal human: you mean the PVL? No fucking way. The PVL is not a legitimate president. He lost the popular vote. Respect denied.
The PVL is crying about 5 million illegal voters, an allegation with no basis in reality.
Normal human: you mean the PVL? No fucking way. The PVL is not a legitimate president. He lost the popular vote. Respect denied.
The PVL is crying about 5 million illegal voters, an allegation with no basis in reality.
by dranalog February 02, 2017
by dranalog June 11, 2017
Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.
Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."
by dranalog August 22, 2017
To get frontiered - to receive a runaround when calling tech support, including clueless representatives, terminal holds, being bounced multiple times between departments, and eventually getting disconnected and having to start the process all over again. Named for Frontier Communications, which recently took over for AT&T in New England (already known for bad tech support) and made it several orders of magnitude worse.
I needed help with my word processor program, but when I called the tech support, I got frontiered.
I got frontiered when I called the mechanic to see if my car is ready.
It may be cheap, but you are guaranteed to get frontiered if you sign up for Frontier internet.
I got frontiered when I called the mechanic to see if my car is ready.
It may be cheap, but you are guaranteed to get frontiered if you sign up for Frontier internet.
by dranalog July 20, 2016