stenks 

Oh no the stonks market is down this stinks

worker: hey we are booming with company!!
worker 2: yeh
stonks man: oh noes stonks market is crashing
worker: can we call it stenks now

stenks by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

Stonks 

A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.

*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”

Stonks by thequifichuntlord July 8, 2019

Stonks 

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

Stonks by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stonks 

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"

Stonks by DankStonks June 17, 2019

stonks 

buy a 3d printer, print a 3d printer, return the 3d printer.

stonks

stonks by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 19, 2020

Steaks in the house

When You go to a place of anykind and see that there are a lot of nice looking women

Wow this bar has got steaks in the house tonight

Steaks in the house by Hef September 28, 2008

i like my steaks rare 

a sick jesture of ones taste in women or should i say girls this meaning that the man making the comment likes girls very young "pre puburty" a term used by one who is a pervert or pedophile and is not bashful about it and maybey proud of it a real sicko would say this, basically it means you like little girls.

i was sitting at a bar one nite talking to this guy twice my age when a 23 year old very cute girl that was a good freind of mine sat down for a little chat as she walked away and i watched her he replied cute but to old i said what shes only 23 and he replied " i like my steaks rare " and i thought what a sick bastard. later that nite i went homeand went online and checked the local sex offender registry but he wasnt on it yet

i like my steaks rare by [e-mail] October 19, 2007