stemmered

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

Stemmed the rose

To have anal sex. The "stem" is the penis and the "rose" is the person's anus.

"You guys weren't getting paid to let the dogs babysit the sheep whilst you two stemmed the rose."

by factcurate June 9, 2020

Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

Steigered

When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs

Man, he was so steigered last night I thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital!

by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015

Smammered

being "smashed" and "hammered". Extremely drunk. Unable to walk or speak properly.

"Dude! I was so fucking smammered last night."

by mommabear March 20, 2007

smammered

hammered + smashed

a word used when too intoxicated to speak clearly or decide which word would be better to describe the "level" you're on

"dood i'm so smammered!.. beer pog'n!"

by kkyyllee December 19, 2007

Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006