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status ho 

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.
Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.
status ho by Jules A February 10, 2009

status: hood 

To be a badass from the skreets, you got hood status. And damn, even Beyonce wants your nuts.
Beyonce says,
"If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier"
status: hood by ash dizzle March 2, 2005

Status hoe

The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.

Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.

Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.
Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."
Sex Offender Status Hot by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

hong status 

1) someone that easily forgets things.

2) the status you give someone that is horrible at somehting physical. Mostly dance or running.
(can be heard at Jams)
1) Man, I forgot to bring the weed. Hong Status.

2) Isn't that the guy that is pro at breaking? Nope, Hong Status right there.
hong status by Rimajeul April 8, 2009

Dumb Hoe Status 

Whenever every a woman acknowledges and then ignores that a guy is being an asshole to her.
She has Dumb Hoe Status because she still dated him even after he gave her a black eye.
Dumb Hoe Status by El Cracker February 1, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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