Status Ho

Not to be confused with "staus quo," this term refers to a person who always updates their Facebook status to something in order to elicit attention in the form of comments.

Jason is always trying to be witty on his Facebook status, but in fact he is simply a Status Ho.

by queendna January 16, 2009

status ho

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

by Jules A February 10, 2009

status: hood

To be a badass from the skreets, you got hood status. And damn, even Beyonce wants your nuts.

Beyonce says,
"If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier"

by ash dizzle March 2, 2005

Status hoe

The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.

Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.

Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.

by Knight of Grey Rock March 10, 2019

Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

hong status

1) someone that easily forgets things.

2) the status you give someone that is horrible at somehting physical. Mostly dance or running.
(can be heard at Jams)

1) Man, I forgot to bring the weed. Hong Status.

2) Isn't that the guy that is pro at breaking? Nope, Hong Status right there.

by Rimajeul April 8, 2009

Dumb Hoe Status

Whenever every a woman acknowledges and then ignores that a guy is being an asshole to her.

She has Dumb Hoe Status because she still dated him even after he gave her a black eye.

by El Cracker February 1, 2010