A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.
Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!
by Big Chimper July 8, 2003
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When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around
MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008
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