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Starch Lord 

Starch Lord is a Root Plant card that has 2 strength and 4 health of Guardian Class. He can conjure a root and buff a root’s strength and health by one.
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.
Starch Lord by Absolutionist February 5, 2021
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The best ship in existence, theorized to be created by our god pickle rick himself.
Guy 1:Hey, did you see the season 2 finale?

Guy 2: no

Guy 1: me neither but Starco is the best ship ever.
Starco by Hydragetic | PS4 July 26, 2017

Staircase 

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!
A ship from a kid's show "Star vs. The Forces of Evil" that puts together Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz. This ship got much more attention than usual in March of 2018 when, in the episode "Booth Buddies", they kissed. Afterwards, the ship war became much more serious. Nothing much more happened with the ships as the show went onto hiatus. But then (SPOILER ALERT, sorry) , in episode 19 "The Right Way/Here to Help", there was a scene where Star and Marco talked about their feelings and then Star asked Marco if they could kiss, and Marco said please. Then, they shared kind of a long kiss, in a way. Afterwards, they just stared at each other with sparkly eyes. Then, Star noticed that there had been an audience of farm animals gathered around them. Starco is also, on the SVTFOE wiki, the most visited ship page as of May 13, 2019, as well as being a fan favorite (and my favorite as well) ship.
Me: hey did you see the new episode of stfoe yesterday?
Person: yes i loved it!
Me: did you see the starco kiss?
Person: YeS!
Me: And did you just scream like a fangirl when you saw it, just like me?
Person (now screaming): YES!!!

starcasm 

a extremely unstable gamergirl rumored to be a cat she is possessive and addictive . said to be uber mysterious and sexy in a way thats hard to describe.
oh invite starcasm to the raid if you want it to be unforgettable
starcasm by NotBroclee July 6, 2018

starcraft 

A game that is no longer sold because everyone has it.
starcraft by Veerwhil February 20, 2005