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Starbucked-up 

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"
Starbucked-up by badback9 September 25, 2012

Starbucker 

A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.
Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.
Starbucker by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009

starbucketchallenge 

Throwing your own (cold) beverage over your own head while screaming: this is not good, there are no taxes in it!

Preferably inside a starbucks with a lot of people.
If you don't start to pay taxes I will starbucketchallenge you!
starbucketchallenge by Die Anstalt October 28, 2014

Starbucked 

This is a verb for when a city becomes inundated with multiple Starbucks locations in the same area of the city so as to ambush a city with Starbucks locations.
Damn,my city has been Starbucked,there are 3 locations less than 5 minutes from each other!
Starbucked by Angela McCaskill August 22, 2008

Starbucked 

When a friend ditches another for lunch giving a lame excuse, only to be found at starbucks having coffee with someone else.
Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.
Starbucked by confab July 7, 2011

starbunch 

a bunch of people who go to starbucks and purchase a drink from there and sit there late at night and talk.
John: hey everynight I drive by starbucks and see the same people sitting there.
Chris: yea I see the starbunch there too when I go