An absolute idiotic entity that lives in the realms of Minecraft mods. It dreads existing because of it's name. STARBUNCLE.
by KingofAllstarbuncle July 4, 2024
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Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"
Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"
by badback9 September 25, 2012
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A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.
These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.
How to spot a Starbuker:
After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.
This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:
-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.
These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.
How to spot a Starbuker:
After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.
This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:
-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.
Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.
by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009
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Preferably inside a starbucks with a lot of people.
Preferably inside a starbucks with a lot of people.
by Die Anstalt October 28, 2014
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by Angela McCaskill August 22, 2008
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Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.
by confab July 7, 2011
Get the Starbucked mug.a bunch of people who go to starbucks and purchase a drink from there and sit there late at night and talk.
John: hey everynight I drive by starbucks and see the same people sitting there.
Chris: yea I see the starbunch there too when I go
Chris: yea I see the starbunch there too when I go
by I don't have a namee April 27, 2009
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