staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class

im starting to call **mike**
staplekid

staplekid by robert niewiera March 9, 2009

Stapled 

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

Stapled by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010

Stapletits 

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler

Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning

Stapletits by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020

Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.

I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!

Staplecide by Gomiboy June 28, 2009

stapled 

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

stapled by Eugence March 19, 2006

Stapled balls 

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios

I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)

Stapled balls by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

stapledick 

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

stapledick by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011