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stansberry 

(verb) To act with douche bag qualities. (noun) A douche bag.
The principle of Mt. Olive High School is a stansberry and has very stansberry-like qualities. He is a douche bag.
stansberry by Aperture Labs December 14, 2008
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Stansberry 

1. A rare species of lizard that can appear human. Usually has a horrible personality and temper.
The Stansberry is coming!
Stansberry by Quonkleboi March 28, 2024

Stansbury 

Someone who likes to be around people who hate him.
Look at that no neck stansbury. Nobody likes him.
Stansbury by I Lik Eggs June 12, 2019

salsberry 

A name that is said to be taken by the descendant of Poseidon himself "Vaysium" who has yet to take his thrown at the deepest depths of the sea. The prophesy describes this young man to have blue eyes, blonde hair, a defined body, and a pendant related to his origin. His connection to the ocean is unbearably strong, in order to survive he must have a constant resource of water.
Young Salsberry our almighty Vaysium will bring peace to the seas.
salsberry by neleus July 6, 2015

Stanberry Juice 

1. What stans drink.
2. The opposite of haterade.
KJ is really ODing on the stanberry juice today.
Stanberry Juice by Goliano May 19, 2008

starwberry shortcake 

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.
I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.
starwberry shortcake by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Stawberry Milkshake 

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.
Stawberry Milkshake by Alex February 11, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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