Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Quonkleboi

Stansberry

1. A rare species of lizard that can appear human. Usually has a horrible personality and temper.

The Stansberry is coming!

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To horse around with someone so intensely that your house catches on fire.

Stop sproiling or I'll call the orphanage!

Sproil by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

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A gender identity (likes men but won't call themselves gay)

I'm actually a Xeviero-gender (Xev/Xux)!

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When a corgi sleeps upside down and shows off his tootsies. (Flop for short)

Aw, look at the floppy-bop!

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One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.

Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.

I-ready by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

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A) A tuba but bigger
B) Weight-loss company
C) A car that won't fit in my garage
D) That baby that's always crying on the airplane.

Me and my brother play the Big Carl for our school band.

Big Carl by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

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A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

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