Quonkleboi's definitions

Stansberry

1. A rare species of lizard that can appear human. Usually has a horrible personality and temper.

The Stansberry is coming!

by Quonkleboi March 28, 2024

Sproil

To horse around with someone so intensely that your house catches on fire.

Stop sproiling or I'll call the orphanage!

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Xeviero-gender (Xev/Xux)

A gender identity (likes men but won't call themselves gay)

I'm actually a Xeviero-gender (Xev/Xux)!

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Floppy-bop

When a corgi sleeps upside down and shows off his tootsies. (Flop for short)

Aw, look at the floppy-bop!

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

I-ready

One of the few torture methods that's still completely legal in all 50 states.

Alright class, now let's do some I-Ready.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Big Carl

A) A tuba but bigger
B) Weight-loss company
C) A car that won't fit in my garage
D) That baby that's always crying on the airplane.

Me and my brother play the Big Carl for our school band.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024