A Common Sandpiper is a male who possess
little or no game when it comes to chatting to
girls and as a result is always passed over by attractive
girls. The Common Sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.
It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.
"
Hey who is that speaking to my work crush?". "Oh don'
t worry that'
s just Mitch, he's a Common Sandpiper."