Definitions by Belgraviadan
Work Kermit
A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
Work Kermit by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
subslothical
An adjective to describe a lazy, low stress lifestyle that is similar in characteristic to that of a Sloth.
subslothical by Belgraviadan February 24, 2023
wattonframe
A middle aged male who has worked 24/7 to achieve a state of low body fat and strong muscle definition, creating a ripped and powerful peak physique. Thereby achieving their wattonframe condition.
wattonframe by Belgraviadan July 25, 2022
Common Sandpiper
A Common Sandpiper is a male who possess little or no game when it comes to chatting to girls and as a result is always passed over by attractive girls. The Common Sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.
It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.
It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.
"Hey who is that speaking to my work crush?". "Oh don't worry that's just Mitch, he's a Common Sandpiper."
Common Sandpiper by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016
Work Missus
A work missus is a girl at the office who you would like to get jiggy with and you have told your co-workers about these feelings. After which she is then allocated as your work missus and no other co-workers should be approaching her in predatory or flirtatious manner.
Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.
Any breach of this policy can cause conflict in the office hence the need for a strictly enforced work missus system. Harbouring feelings for another man's work missus is known as having a secret work missus and can not be discussed.
John, "Louise, is looking fine today, I would like to get my hands on her". "Sorry John she is Richard's work missus, you will have to find another".
Work Missus by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016
wireline shack
wireline shack by Belgraviadan March 14, 2015