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Sandpiper 

Yep, he's a sandpiper all right.
Sandpiper by Choco-bunny April 6, 2010

Sandpiper 

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.
Work it out!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandpiper by Da Man July 16, 2004

Common Sandpiper 

A Common Sandpiper is a male who possess little or no game when it comes to chatting to girls and as a result is always passed over by attractive girls. The Common Sandpiper dresses badly, never stands out and offers no threat whatsoever.

It is estimated that around 80% of the male population are made up of Common Sandpipers.
"Hey who is that speaking to my work crush?". "Oh don't worry that's just Mitch, he's a Common Sandpiper."
Common Sandpiper by Belgraviadan September 19, 2016

senile sandpiper 

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex
Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.
senile sandpiper by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

Dirty Sandpiper

"Me and this chick hit a dirty sandpiper last night, man it smelled bad"

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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