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When you stand up and wipe your crack instead of sitting down. Usually done when you feel that your crack is sweaty or wet and you need to wipe it but you don’t feel like sitting down.
I’ll just be a moment I have to go standwipe my crack.
by Quick20silver July 14, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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