Skip to main content

stale porn 

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it
Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn
stale porn by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014
Words you can keep

jk style porn

JK style porn : any porn produced in Japan or korea; sometimes relates to vintage Jap/kor adult videos
Today I purchased some jk style porn.
jk style porn by Hickabillyphil March 23, 2017

Late Stage Porn Addiction 

An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.

credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer

JK style porn

JK stands for Joshi Kosei or high school girl. So, as such, JK porn is Asian porn (mostly Japanese in origin) whose story or theme revolves around
female highschool students(18 & under*) sexual exploits.

*The depiction of under age characters... Not actually under age.
Japan's JK style porn industry is greatly overlooked due to cultural difference, attitudes, and obsessions surrounding Japan's kawai phenomenon.
JK style porn by Mighty Syn September 20, 2025

porn stare 

The look pornstars give each other before they fuck. Usually involves half-opened eyes, biting their lips, and inhaling sharply while looking at the other's tits/ass/cock/etc.
This cuckhold video I just watched involved 3 men giving a man's wife the porn stare as they talked about banging her.
porn stare by FoxiFucker December 31, 2013

Pornal Style 

Doing something with the style and grace of a porn star.
Ex: 1. Jim dick slapped Jane with pornal style ferocity.

Ex. 2. Honey where'd you learn that, it's like you have a some sort of pornal style.
Pornal Style by Zach Padiddle April 25, 2007

Porno stage 

The time period or span, (Usually starting at the age of 12 for most men) when one starts to watch porn regularly for a few years then usually dies down to occasional porn viewing.
I started my Porno stage when I was eleven and ended when I was thirteen.
Porno stage by Mother animal July 14, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
Next