stalch 

To act as if you are a ranking member in an illegal group or gang but actually are being played for a fall guy at the end of the day by the same said group or gang

Hey Frank, did you hear about Mark, the self proclaimed Mr. Solid shot caller? Hes a straight up Stalch! Turns out he's really a snitch prospecting for our biggest rival.

stalch by RLG417 June 3, 2021

Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".

Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!

Nam-Stache by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017

Dad-stache 

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.

You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!

Dad-stache by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012

Starch Lord 

Starch Lord is a Root Plant card that has 2 strength and 4 health of Guardian Class. He can conjure a root and buff a root’s strength and health by one.

sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when people think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. When you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- it's- you dont make a deck that has roots in it, that's not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash, just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet, star-lord, who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, it's appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and it's based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so grunts it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier I don't even care.

Starch Lord by Absolutionist February 5, 2021

Stanchester 

A pile of shite with the grumpiest bitches for teachers and we send the retards to the hub. Let’s go

Stanchesters Miss burrow is a grumpy bitch.

Stanchester by Seward+Gaines❤️🤣 March 10, 2019

stanch 

abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..

Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!

stanch by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.

"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"

stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021