by Herbert Von June 10, 2019
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by DownTheDoor May 16, 2005
Get the stanch mug.by sexi_lyly July 18, 2006
Get the stanch mug.A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.
Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".
Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".
Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?
You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!
You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!
by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017
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Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!
by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012
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Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.
Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.
That's right Bowser, spanch!
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