stach

short for statutory rapist

-Pat:"hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today"
Julian:"Fuckin stach"

-Juans tryin to get at Ryans underage cousin, what a stach

by JFLOW September 19, 2008

Stach

Underaged, flirty teenage girl.
(short for statutory rape)

"Hey, check out that stach hanging out in front of the movie theater."

by T. Wolfe April 16, 2006

Stach

The practice of eating pistachios

I picked up a pound on Monday and I've been staching ever since.

by MrWizard August 30, 2005

Stach

sex on the beach. Sand in places i didn't know existed, until that night.

Dude I have sand in places i didn't know existed til that night of stach.

by steve March 14, 2003

stach

a little bit shorter word that means "stomach"

Don't go out on empty stach. Ok, I will do

by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

Creep-Stach

A small mustache that creeps wear. Give it a try sometime. Takes a week to grow, then go to the bar, watch the girls file out.

I still got laid despite the creep-stach.

by The Reverand Billy Bob Tompson February 6, 2010

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003