stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 23, 2023
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Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 15, 2020
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Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
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Stained Glass

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.
People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"
by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011
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stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.
No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
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stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.
The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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stained-glass ceiling

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.
"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."
by free2create December 13, 2008
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