stained glass 

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.

Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel

stained glass by levaithan February 23, 2023

Stained Glass 

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

Stained Glass by SoupGG March 15, 2020

Stained Glass 

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

Stained Glass by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Stained Glass 

The act of having a girlfriend/wife collect her period blood in a jar for a large amount of time, 6 months, 1 year, or even from first period to menopause. Once she is satisfied with her collection, the boyfriend/husband will squat the whole jar into his asshole, then wait until it breaks.

People actually do this shit called the "Stained Glass"

Stained Glass by awesome guy65242345 February 19, 2011

stained glass ass 

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

stained glass ass by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

stained glass window

A pane of glass made using smaller pieces of different colored glass, sometimes worked in a complex design.
Each piece of glass being held together by a lead framework, welded by hand.

The Stained Glass Window in the church casts an eerie glow on the Priest and the alter boy.

stained glass window by Anonymous September 13, 2003

stained-glass ceiling 

The discrimination which can prevent women from rising beyond a certain point in the church hierarchy.

"She could never become a bishop because of the stained-glass ceiling."

stained-glass ceiling by free2create December 13, 2008