stagnitude

The art of doing nothing in terms of one's metabolism.

The chief characteristic of Sheila's lifestyle, aside from her stagnitude, is her diet of Luther Burgers, three meals a day.

by Jamysyn August 16, 2017

Swagitude

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.

Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.

by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.

"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"

by Perlith February 2, 2009

Statitude

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.

Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....

by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

Swagitude

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.

Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;

by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018

Swagnitude

The size, extent, or dimensions of your swag. Is closely related to one's pimpitude.

Dude 1: "Dude, mccoy has so much swag! His swagnitude is off the charts!"

Dude 2: "He has so much swagnitude, he got my mom in bed.."

by kfancy November 15, 2012

Swagitude

The amount of swag a person feels at a given time.

Juan had a bad swagitude today because he got punch in the face by his mom.

by poo poo poo poo poo doodoo January 9, 2012