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Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.
"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"
stachitude by Perlith February 2, 2009

Statitude 

This is when somebody makes a Facebook status that is mean spirited or has serious attitude problems on the web.
Dude...I read your status last night and like why do you have to have such a bad statitude I mean nobody wants to be subjected to that....
Statitude by AddyP19 September 3, 2010

Swagitude 

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.
Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;
Swagitude by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018

Swagnitude 

The size, extent, or dimensions of your swag. Is closely related to one's pimpitude.
Dude 1: "Dude, mccoy has so much swag! His swagnitude is off the charts!"

Dude 2: "He has so much swagnitude, he got my mom in bed.."
Swagnitude by kfancy November 15, 2012

Swagitude 

The amount of swag a person feels at a given time.
Juan had a bad swagitude today because he got punch in the face by his mom.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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