Slagnitude

The sliding scale from 1 to 11 of how much of a slag a person has been or is being at a given moment or during an event.

I might have gotten my tits out at that house party but I didn't suck anybody off in the bathroom so I was only operating at slagnitude 5.

by Dan Dreadnought January 29, 2022

Swagitude

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.

Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.

by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

slavitude

A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.

Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.

Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.

by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006

Swagitude

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.

Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;

by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018

slackitude

The act of, or state of being a slacker. Describes the attitude typically associated with being a slacker.

Most appropriately applies to one with no responsibilities, one that gets by pretending to be hard at work, or the co-worker that is found hanging out near the coffee machine for most of the day.

I just can't tolerate that guy's slackitude! If I were his manager, I'd sack him, no doubt.

by Sohail Mirza August 12, 2006

Swagnitude

The size, extent, or dimensions of your swag. Is closely related to one's pimpitude.

Dude 1: "Dude, mccoy has so much swag! His swagnitude is off the charts!"

Dude 2: "He has so much swagnitude, he got my mom in bed.."

by kfancy November 15, 2012

slackitude

Short for slacker attitude, or the general demeanor of an person with a lackadaisical and ineffectual 'devil-may-care' approach to life as a whole, which may prevent the individual from realizing his full potential. See Richard Linklater.

The singer's slackitude was threatening the future of the band, as a consequence of his chronic propensity to skip practices and show up late for gigs, coupled with his general lack of motivation to write new songs and shoot videos.

by ccaustic December 30, 2008