spanitude
spanitude by Argentinean November 13, 2013
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Swagitude
n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.
Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012
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spanitude • spankitude • swagitude • Saditude • slavitude • skankitude • samitude • sasitude • satitude • Scatitude
spongitude
Bob demonstrated some solid spongitude the other day while Carl was complaining about his other engagement teams. He got all of his testing and reviews completed.
spongitude by nym1 November 9, 2011
slavitude
A combination of the words slavery and servitude (cf. "indentured servitude"). A special form of unending slavery, in which you have the freedom to quit your job with an abusive employer, but are too financially strained and overworked to find another job. Becoming increasingly common in western economy and society where employees are disposable (and so can be abused mentally/worked to death) and wage increases have not kept up with inflation.
Person 1: Dude, you should really quit your job, they treat you like crap.
Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.
Person 2: Yeah, they do, but I barely make rent and jobs are scarce. I guess I'm stuck in slavitude.
slavitude by Behrooz Afrakhan May 25, 2006
Splenitude Complex
It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.
They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.
Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.
Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?
Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!
Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!
Etc etc!
Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!
Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!
Etc etc!
Splenitude Complex by NMFTW September 1, 2010
spicitude
an arrogant, prideful, spic attitude. Spics who carry on about how wonderful the shithole they left is.
spicitude by Horst Schitt January 3, 2014
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