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staffie
My brother has a staffie.
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staffie • staffie juice • Staffie Land • Staffiere • stuffies • Stiffie • Steffie • Saffie • staffed • Staffing
Staffie
A staffie is a mythical creature. They are most commonly found in blue shirts with wide-rimmed hats, however legend says that they can change form once AND ONLY once.... into aliens, pigs, and even humans.
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).
Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".
Staffies don't sleep, they
Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF
They are found in their natural habitat, at Burgy Bay at ANU (and sometimes in Brisbane but we don't care about them).
Most commonly found licking trees, eating grass, singing songs, skipping off to catch fairies, asking riddles and screaming "FILL THE GAP".
Staffies don't sleep, they
Fears: Grass, students out of own rooms past 10:15, empty necks without wouches
Greatest passion: Student romance
Greatest move: POWER POSES
Diet: who needs food when you PHOTOSYNTHESISE
NYSF
1. Someone I know who loves visiting me late at night, is Staffie Beth
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
2. Staffie Blake! Come catch some fairies with me!
3. Hey guys! Has anyone seen Staffie Adele? Anyone
Staffie by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
staffie juice
A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.
staffie juice by berinda55 March 8, 2012
Staffie Land
The land from which Staffies from the NYSF come from. They are born on the grass at Burgy Bay but before this exist only in staffie land. It's location unknown to man.
Staffie Land by nysfpurposesonly March 16, 2019
wood staffing
Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019
Hermes Staffing
When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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