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A man with a large penis, usually of Polish ancestry. An alpha male.
Women love stachons. Guys tend to hate them, especially drunk single men.
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staching 

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Staccone 

A name typically associated with greatness, success or unbelievable fame. Nothing huge though usually hometown heroes or local athletic greats.
Man 1-Yeah man I heard he won 10 straight games of beerpong by himself!!!

Man 2-Are you serious?! You never would have known by the way he scored 5 touchdowns last week!

Man 1- I know! He's a true Staccone!
Staccone by Jame Michee October 17, 2008

Stachenese 

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!
Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!
Stachenese by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015

Staching 

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.
After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
Staching by KingSoggy July 3, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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