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A man with a large penis, usually of Polish ancestry. An alpha male.
Women love stachons. Guys tend to hate them, especially drunk single men.
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staching 

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since
staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

Staccone 

A name typically associated with greatness, success or unbelievable fame. Nothing huge though usually hometown heroes or local athletic greats.
Man 1-Yeah man I heard he won 10 straight games of beerpong by himself!!!

Man 2-Are you serious?! You never would have known by the way he scored 5 touchdowns last week!

Man 1- I know! He's a true Staccone!
Staccone by Jame Michee October 17, 2008

Stachenese 

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!
Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!
Stachenese by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

tc stachington 

TC Stachington is the bravest soldier 'stache to ever have existed. He carries around a 200 lb man backpack while finding the enemy and eliminating them. TC leaves no one behind. TC will punch you in the face, then down a Shiner Bock with you and explain why you deserved it. TC loves kittens and pussy and they love him back. To steal a phrase from Action Figure therapy, TC is like a "mustache with titties.". Fuckin' Bad Ass.
(Bullets and grenades flying everywhere)
The Enemy: "Where is that American Soldier TC Stachington? Find him!"
TC: "I'm right behind you."
BOOM!

TC: "Man this is too easy."
tc stachington by classikjane March 9, 2015

Staching 

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.
After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.
Staching by KingSoggy July 3, 2019