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stacheboy 

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.
"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"
stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021
when "keeping it classy" you rock the stache or other assorted facial hair
fox cities facial hair club has been keeping it stachey since 2012.
stachey by fcfhc1 January 4, 2013

Stacheboy 

A person who plays video games and watches tv all day. They usually play first person shooter games and watch anime. Usually not very funny and can be rude or unnecessarily mean out of the blue. But sometimes they can be sweet and boost your moral with kind words. But only sometimes.
"Bro, Avery is so weird!" "I know right, man he's such a Stacheboy."
Stacheboy by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Stachenese 

Stachenese, derived from the Italian god of DeStache translates to “slide that pussy” and consists of words such as “SPLOTCHBANOLE” and “BOMBAYANOO” YE YE!
Teach me that Stachenese, bitch please!
Stachenese by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

Stachey’s Angels

Name given to a group of extra moist kittens. Innocent until provoked, Stachey’s Angels spank those who misbehave until their butt hurts!
I just got spanked by Stachey’s Angels!
Purrrrrrr!
Stachey’s Angels by MS.M-R April 10, 2020
To join in arms with a fellow moustacher in moustachery.
I choose you Cody Horton because we have the bond of stachery.
stachery by pcolanate October 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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