STACHOS 

Stupid, Toxic, Angry, Crazy, Hostile, Obsessive, Selfish/Self-absorbed.

Even though it's not a clinical diagnosis, STACHOS is an extremely common, very debilitating and highly contagious mental disorder. It is a very variable condition with a lot of different types and levels of severity, but it is extremely difficult, or mostly impossible, to cure. Approximately 1 in 4 people may be affected. Highest rates of STACHOS can be found in the hood, prisons, the undereducated and/or homeless, big cities, the Internet, mental insitutions, recluses, and politically or socioeconomically dysfunctional areas. People with STACHOS can be found almost everywhere; at your school, your workplace, your town, or even in the middle of nowhere. You might even be one YOURSELF. In some countries this syndrome is only a cultural, normal way of behaving so it is not considered problematic. It can develop at any age (rarely before seven) and most of the time lasts for life, except those who have mental disabilities severe enough to make them impossible to get it. They are the main reason why your life sucks and the world is hell.

In Detroit and at Yale University, everyone has a severe case of STACHOS.

STACHOS by PorcupineCanadian June 28, 2018

stachist

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stachist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stachist.

stachist by tankbeh April 14, 2011

stachism 

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.

Years of unquestioned stachism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stachism of his immediate supervisor.

stachism by tankbeh April 14, 2011

Stacosaurus 

The offspring of a taco and a stegosaurus.

Julia's socks have stacosauruses on them.
Hey look! A stacosaurus!

Stacosaurus by Stacy Brindstock August 17, 2018

Stacheswipe 

When a milk mustache is first obtained followed by the wiping of it on a deserving others's back, usually an annoying sister, naggy mother, complaining girlfriend, or controlling boyfriend

"My little sister was being a brat" "What did you do?" "I went up to her and stacheswiped her without her even knowing, she'll cry when she smells the sour milk."

Stacheswipe by Mike Tatro April 8, 2008

stachon 

A Guy that gets way too high when he smokes weed. Laughs too much and at inappropriate times.

I hate when that guy smokes weed. He is such a Stachon.

stachon by Paul Pigmey April 16, 2006

Ms. Stahoski

The God of the sewer rats sent down to earth to make her algebra students misserable.


She is also the only person to actually be older than the all mighty GOD.

"Ms. Stahoski is the biggest deuche on planet earth."

Ms. Stahoski by trojanman69 March 31, 2009