OK, what inconsiderate stoolstack just rang my doorbell at 6:15 PM? I'm right in the middle of carving a turkey breast. Wait...I have a knife.... hehehehe....
"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push her stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
A stool or step ladder that is used to elevate one's legs while releasing feces as to increase the amount of poop expelled. It also decreases the time it takes to poop since the poop is expelled faster and easier.
Dog, hand me the poop stool, I'm about to drop some major ass bread and I need all the help I can get to squeeze it out.